Oh, A was an artery, filled with injection;
And B was a brick, never caught at dissection.
C were some chemicals, lithium and borax;
D played the deuce with the bones of the thorax.
Chorus.
Taken in short – hand with minute accuracy.
Fol de rol lol,
Fol de rol lay,
Fol de rol, tol de rol, tol de rol, lay.
E was an embryo in a glass case;
And F a foramen that pierced the skull’s base.
G was a grinder, who sharpen’d the tools;
And H means the half-and-half drunk at the schools.
Fol de rol, etc.
I was some iodine, made of sea – weed;
J was a jolly cock, not used to read.
K was some kreosote, much over – rated;
And L was the lies which about it were stated.
Fol de rol lol, etc.
M was a muscle, cold, flabby and red;
And N was a nerve, like a bit of white thread.
O was some opium, a fool chose to take;
And P were the pins used to keep him awake.
Fol de rol lol, etc.
Q was the quacks, who cure stammer and squint.
R was raw from a burn, and wrapped close in lint.
S was a scalpel, to eat bread and cheese;
And T was a tourniquet, vessels to squeeze.
Fol de rol lol, etc.
U was the unciform bone of the wrist.
V was the vein which a blunt lancet missed.
W was wax from a syringe that flowed;
X, the ‘ xaminers, who may be blowed!
Fol de rol lol, etc.
Y stands for you all, with best wishes sincere;
And Z for the zanies who never touch beer.
So we’ve got to the end, not forgetting a letter;
And those who don’t like it may grind up a better.
By: Anonymous
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