There was a young man in Boston town,
He bought him a stethoscope nice and new,
All mounted and finished and polished down,
With an ivory cap and a stopper too…
Monthly Archives: May 2021
Surgery Vs. Medicine
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I am a surgeon, and in making this assertion
‘ Tis my apology for doing what I can
To set aside that undeserved aspersion…
The Physician
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ANOTHER, all whose face
Bore marks of patience, train’d by years of care.
His glasses, shifted oft with easy grace…
The Quack Doctor’s Proclamation
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AN astonishing Doctor has just come to town,
Who will do all the faculty perfectly brown :
He knows all diseases, their causes and ends;
And he “begs to appeal to his medical friends…